So much has happened in the last couple weeks globally and locally. My proverbial panties have been in a twist and I have started several blog posts that were very political. Fortunately for me, WordPress has been malfunctioning. My media could not upload during at least five attempts and I would have to walk away from my computer, or my draft did not save when I returned to put the finishing touches on my abundant unprovoked opinions. At first this made me even more upset and then I realized this was indeed a good thing.
Now that I have cooled down, I can continue my more subtle attack on society with words and pictures.
The other day I needed to flee The Family, and with a slight backwards glance I took off for an antique mall that was calling my name. I have my little rules in places like this so I don’t buy everything that I want, besides that little thing called a “budget.”
The first gem I spotted mint condition.
I knew I should buy it, but those little rules would not allow it. (I may go back and get it) Ohhh to play a game centered around a homophobic, racist, sexist character would be so much fun!!!
I picked up and put down many things, sometimes carried said things for a mile at least before my fingers almost broke, and then put back in the wrong place. (sorry)
The I found this! Rules don’t apply!!
You have to snap off her normal flesh and organs, to experience “The Miracle of Creation” immaculately concepted of course.
When I step back and look at all my panty twisting feelings I see one very political vortex from which many issues stem, and this 1960’s plastic model was sure on the right track. Look what it says on the back of the manual.
“If the human body, and especially its reproductive organs seemed less mysterious to us, our culture would probably healthier-minded.”
“Your “Visible Woman” enables parents and children to share information which is otherwise so difficult to communicate, and lifts the veil of ignorance behind which many adolescents hide their doubts and fears.”
You are not going to see this for sale at Hobby Lobby anytime soon.