I really don’t like to spend my time roaming the isles of big box stores so I try to get it done in one foul swoop. I usually forget my list so today I attempted to use a list app on my phone. I asked everybody what they needed.

The Teenager- Black nail polish, bathing suit and printer ink.

Me- We’ll see.

The Associate- Princess Celestia.

Me- Do you need or want that?

TA- Is there a difference?

Me- Yes. Something you need is a necessity, like socks or toothpaste, and something you want is a treat like a candy or jewelry.

TA- Then I need cookies.

Me- Sigh.